I actually don't mind interviews that much, except for the fact that if you've only have ONE interview lined up so far, and if you don't get the job, you might not be able to pay rent and will have to start living in a cardboard box behind the bus stop.
Answer: I can fly. Seriously. Like superman. I fly.
Answer: I hated it. That's why I'm here you dodo.
When all fails, I guess you can do this.
If it doesn't work, I guess you can start building your cardboard box.