The more I think about it, the more I come to realize what a lame person you are. The annoying thing is, I was brought up not to judge, but when it comes to you, it's so difficult not to judge. I can't stand how you always think you're the greatest, and that you think you're perfect.
YOU'RE NOT!
So stop saying things like, "Oh she will do anything for me because she loooooovvvesssss me!!!" or "He told me that *name* is lucky to have me as his girlfriend because I'm SO freaking hot!!" When you say that, it makes me want to gag....then dig a hole with my bare hands and kill myself with a straw. That's how lame I think you are.
Honey, take a look at yourself in the mirror and tell me honestly you think you're the hottest woman in the world...because if you think you are, I'd like to recommend that you go have your eyes checked!!! It might sound mean, but I'm so sick of hearing you talk about how 'perfect' and 'smart' and 'mature' you are. Tell me, if you're so beautiful and if your boyfriend is so lucky to have you as his girlfriend, why are you so freaking self concious about yourself, and why do you always hold a tight leash around your boyfriend? You're so paranoid that he's gonna leave you the moment he walks out the door without you grabbing on to his hands. It's pathetic, really.
And you're not matured! You think just because you drive a car, have a boyfriend and have a job that it automatically puts you in the mature category? Puhlease, the moment your ex-boyfriend broke up with you, you threw a hissy fit and started throwing things around like a looney. Your parents pay for all your expenses - school, rent, car and when something 'terrible' happens, you cry and go running to your parents and you think you're mature? You're this 18 years old kid trying to act all grown up but in reality you're just a kid who's trying to impress the world. You don't know the first thing about being a grown up. Try coming back to reality.
And I really don't think the fact that if you buy branded bags and clothes make you more of a woman. REALLY?? How can you even think that, let alone say it out? So if women who don't buy anything branded at all are NOT women? What are they, freaking aliens? Just because you like spending 300 bucks on an ugly piece of cloth, it doesn't make you a woman. It's amazing to hear what comes out of your mouth. It really is.
I think the most annoying thing is the way you act. Saying things like this, "OMG!! Yesterday, we went out with my new best friend and her boyfriend and we all had the best new best friend couple date!!" Really? Are you 6? I think the last time I heard something like that was when I was in year 8 or 9!! And then when your new best friend dumps you, you come running to me and expect me to be your best friend?! Sorry hun, but first of all - I don't do the whole 'She's MY best friend" scenario. I ain't that childish, I like having a bunch of best friends and I actually like going out in a group and have fun, not sit there and pout like a fat cow wanting to have all the attention on to yourself. Stop being such an attention seeker, you are not that interesting. And another thing - I'm NOT your backup best friend, I'm not someone you can just throw to the side when you're done with me and then pick me up again when you can't find your new toy!
Grow up man.
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Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Someone Needs To Grow Up Or Get Smacked
The more I think about it, the more I come to realize what a lame person you are. The annoying thing is, I was brought up not to judge, but when it comes to you, it's so difficult not to judge. I can't stand how you always think you're the greatest, and that you think you're perfect.
YOU'RE NOT!
So stop saying things like, "Oh she will do anything for me because she loooooovvvesssss me!!!" or "He told me that *name* is lucky to have me as his girlfriend because I'm SO freaking hot!!" When you say that, it makes me want to gag....then dig a hole with my bare hands and kill myself with a straw. That's how lame I think you are.
Honey, take a look at yourself in the mirror and tell me honestly you think you're the hottest woman in the world...because if you think you are, I'd like to recommend that you go have your eyes checked!!! It might sound mean, but I'm so sick of hearing you talk about how 'perfect' and 'smart' and 'mature' you are. Tell me, if you're so beautiful and if your boyfriend is so lucky to have you as his girlfriend, why are you so freaking self concious about yourself, and why do you always hold a tight leash around your boyfriend? You're so paranoid that he's gonna leave you the moment he walks out the door without you grabbing on to his hands. It's pathetic, really.
And you're not matured! You think just because you drive a car, have a boyfriend and have a job that it automatically puts you in the mature category? Puhlease, the moment your ex-boyfriend broke up with you, you threw a hissy fit and started throwing things around like a looney. Your parents pay for all your expenses - school, rent, car and when something 'terrible' happens, you cry and go running to your parents and you think you're mature? You're this 18 years old kid trying to act all grown up but in reality you're just a kid who's trying to impress the world. You don't know the first thing about being a grown up. Try coming back to reality.
And I really don't think the fact that if you buy branded bags and clothes make you more of a woman. REALLY?? How can you even think that, let alone say it out? So if women who don't buy anything branded at all are NOT women? What are they, freaking aliens? Just because you like spending 300 bucks on an ugly piece of cloth, it doesn't make you a woman. It's amazing to hear what comes out of your mouth. It really is.
I think the most annoying thing is the way you act. Saying things like this, "OMG!! Yesterday, we went out with my new best friend and her boyfriend and we all had the best new best friend couple date!!" Really? Are you 6? I think the last time I heard something like that was when I was in year 8 or 9!! And then when your new best friend dumps you, you come running to me and expect me to be your best friend?! Sorry hun, but first of all - I don't do the whole 'She's MY best friend" scenario. I ain't that childish, I like having a bunch of best friends and I actually like going out in a group and have fun, not sit there and pout like a fat cow wanting to have all the attention on to yourself. Stop being such an attention seeker, you are not that interesting. And another thing - I'm NOT your backup best friend, I'm not someone you can just throw to the side when you're done with me and then pick me up again when you can't find your new toy!
Grow up man.
YOU'RE NOT!
So stop saying things like, "Oh she will do anything for me because she loooooovvvesssss me!!!" or "He told me that *name* is lucky to have me as his girlfriend because I'm SO freaking hot!!" When you say that, it makes me want to gag....then dig a hole with my bare hands and kill myself with a straw. That's how lame I think you are.
Honey, take a look at yourself in the mirror and tell me honestly you think you're the hottest woman in the world...because if you think you are, I'd like to recommend that you go have your eyes checked!!! It might sound mean, but I'm so sick of hearing you talk about how 'perfect' and 'smart' and 'mature' you are. Tell me, if you're so beautiful and if your boyfriend is so lucky to have you as his girlfriend, why are you so freaking self concious about yourself, and why do you always hold a tight leash around your boyfriend? You're so paranoid that he's gonna leave you the moment he walks out the door without you grabbing on to his hands. It's pathetic, really.
And you're not matured! You think just because you drive a car, have a boyfriend and have a job that it automatically puts you in the mature category? Puhlease, the moment your ex-boyfriend broke up with you, you threw a hissy fit and started throwing things around like a looney. Your parents pay for all your expenses - school, rent, car and when something 'terrible' happens, you cry and go running to your parents and you think you're mature? You're this 18 years old kid trying to act all grown up but in reality you're just a kid who's trying to impress the world. You don't know the first thing about being a grown up. Try coming back to reality.
And I really don't think the fact that if you buy branded bags and clothes make you more of a woman. REALLY?? How can you even think that, let alone say it out? So if women who don't buy anything branded at all are NOT women? What are they, freaking aliens? Just because you like spending 300 bucks on an ugly piece of cloth, it doesn't make you a woman. It's amazing to hear what comes out of your mouth. It really is.
I think the most annoying thing is the way you act. Saying things like this, "OMG!! Yesterday, we went out with my new best friend and her boyfriend and we all had the best new best friend couple date!!" Really? Are you 6? I think the last time I heard something like that was when I was in year 8 or 9!! And then when your new best friend dumps you, you come running to me and expect me to be your best friend?! Sorry hun, but first of all - I don't do the whole 'She's MY best friend" scenario. I ain't that childish, I like having a bunch of best friends and I actually like going out in a group and have fun, not sit there and pout like a fat cow wanting to have all the attention on to yourself. Stop being such an attention seeker, you are not that interesting. And another thing - I'm NOT your backup best friend, I'm not someone you can just throw to the side when you're done with me and then pick me up again when you can't find your new toy!
Grow up man.
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