Hello 3 years later, Happy New Year, Goodbye 2014 and all that nonsense!

Wow.

It has been some time since I last blogged.

I can come up with lies and excuses but I'll just skip all that and tell the truth - I have been incredibly lazy and then I forgotten all about even having a blog.

Don't judge.

Well....lots of things have changed since my last entry but I'm still the same grumpy, sarcastic, whinning bitch and the only difference is that I am 3 years older.

Poo.

I'll try to remember not to wait another 3 years to write another entry, but it's 20 minutes past midnight on Christmas eve's eve (?) and I want to keep pretending that I have a life, so until next time - Happy New Year and I hope you guys have been well!

Keep partying like there is no tomorrow!!!

Ask me for my age, and you'll get my fist on your face.

*sob*

I feel sad.

If Only

OMG OMG OMG!

I finally recovered my hard drive from my old broken laptop. And amongst all the crappy junk I had in there, I found my folder of all the poems that I had written when I was young. I am SO HAPPY!

SO HAPPY!!!!

This particular poem is one that I really love and is proud of. Was written 3 years ago, when I was about to finish Uni and would have to say goodbye forever to then boyfriend. How weird that so many things have changed, eh?

IF ONLY

If only time would stop

And people would freeze

No sound in the air

But just us two

In the middle of a kiss

If only miracles would happen

And luck is on our side

There’s no one stopping us

Or asking us to hide

But if only I can forget you

Or keep you off my mind

Let us stop this game

‘Coz it’s making us blind

If only I could erase you

Erase you from my head

Wake up tomorrow

And forget today

If only when I see you

I can look away

Stop your beautiful eyes

From taking my breath away

If only I can erase the smell of your skin

Or the magical feeling when we touch

Forget the moment when we kiss

Oh boy, it just hurts too much

If only I can forget your laughter

Or how your face looks when you smile

Forget how your eyes twinkle

And how it’d make me tremble for a while

Someone Needs To Grow Up Or Get Smacked

The more I think about it, the more I come to realize what a lame person you are. The annoying thing is, I was brought up not to judge, but when it comes to you, it's so difficult not to judge. I can't stand how you always think you're the greatest, and that you think you're perfect.

YOU'RE NOT!

So stop saying things like, "Oh she will do anything for me because she loooooovvvesssss me!!!" or "He told me that *name* is lucky to have me as his girlfriend because I'm SO freaking hot!!" When you say that, it makes me want to gag....then dig a hole with my bare hands and kill myself with a straw. That's how lame I think you are.

Honey, take a look at yourself in the mirror and tell me honestly you think you're the hottest woman in the world...because if you think you are, I'd like to recommend that you go have your eyes checked!!! It might sound mean, but I'm so sick of hearing you talk about how 'perfect' and 'smart' and 'mature' you are. Tell me, if you're so beautiful and if your boyfriend is so lucky to have you as his girlfriend, why are you so freaking self concious about yourself, and why do you always hold a tight leash around your boyfriend? You're so paranoid that he's gonna leave you the moment he walks out the door without you grabbing on to his hands. It's pathetic, really.

And you're not matured! You think just because you drive a car, have a boyfriend and have a job that it automatically puts you in the mature category? Puhlease, the moment your ex-boyfriend broke up with you, you threw a hissy fit and started throwing things around like a looney. Your parents pay for all your expenses - school, rent, car and when something 'terrible' happens, you cry and go running to your parents and you think you're mature? You're this 18 years old kid trying to act all grown up but in reality you're just a kid who's trying to impress the world. You don't know the first thing about being a grown up. Try coming back to reality.

And I really don't think the fact that if you buy branded bags and clothes make you more of a woman. REALLY?? How can you even think that, let alone say it out? So if women who don't buy anything branded at all are NOT women? What are they, freaking aliens? Just because you like spending 300 bucks on an ugly piece of cloth, it doesn't make you a woman. It's amazing to hear what comes out of your mouth. It really is.

I think the most annoying thing is the way you act. Saying things like this, "OMG!! Yesterday, we went out with my new best friend and her boyfriend and we all had the best new best friend couple date!!" Really? Are you 6? I think the last time I heard something like that was when I was in year 8 or 9!! And then when your new best friend dumps you, you come running to me and expect me to be your best friend?! Sorry hun, but first of all - I don't do the whole 'She's MY best friend" scenario. I ain't that childish, I like having a bunch of best friends and I actually like going out in a group and have fun, not sit there and pout like a fat cow wanting to have all the attention on to yourself. Stop being such an attention seeker, you are not that interesting. And another thing - I'm NOT your backup best friend, I'm not someone you can just throw to the side when you're done with me and then pick me up again when you can't find your new toy!

Grow up man.

Job Interview

I have a job interview on Tuesday.

Nervous much!?

I actually don't mind interviews that much, except for the fact that if you've only have ONE interview lined up so far, and if you don't get the job, you might not be able to pay rent and will have to start living in a cardboard box behind the bus stop.

 

Answer: I can fly. Seriously. Like superman. I fly.

  Answer: I hated it. That's why I'm here you dodo.

When all fails, I guess you can do this.

If it doesn't work, I guess you can start building your cardboard box.

Heart Attack

I got my visa.

=)

A little bit of me just had a heart attack from all these mixed emotions. 

You Probably Think This Post Is About You. How Vain.

You know the day when you finally decided to be the bigger person and say ‘hi’ to the person who broke your heart ages ago, NOT because you’re still in love with them, but just out of courtesy and politeness. Then when the person doesn’t reply you, and you’re sitting there wondering if they are either busy or think they’re too cool to reply you?

It’s neither.
The truth is, they’d turned into retards and couldn’t remember how to use the keyboard.
Or their brains.

True story.

Don't Fart

=)

Smile, and the whole world smiles with you.

=$

Fart, and you stand alone.

The Whole World Is In Mourning, Have A Little Respect Or Shut Up

The tsunami and earthquake tragedy that struck Japan more than a week ago made a lot of people ask the BIG question: "Is the world coming to an end?" You can't blame those who ponder on that, with so many disasters happening, especially in the past two years. It saddens me, to read and hear about those who have lost their loved ones and lost their homes.

I read about so about how they deserved it because of the whale and dolphin killings. REALLY??!! That really made me angry! How can they be so ignorant and insensetive? Yes, it's true that the whale and dolphin killings were cruel, but that doesn't mean Japan had to go through such a tragedy to pay back for it. No one, and I mean NO ONE deserve to go through that. To those people out there who think they deserved it, SHAME ON YOU!!

Here is a list of natural disasters that happened around the world in just this year. (Jan 2011 - March 2011)

• Earthquake magnitude 6.9 Argentina-January 1
• Earthquake magnitude 5.2 - Southern XinJiang, China-January 1
• Earthquake 7.1 magnitude Chile-January 2
• More Than 1,000 Dead Birds Fall From Sky in Arkansas-January 2
• Dead fish cover 20-mile section of Arkansas River-January 2
• Uganda yellow fever outbreak kills more than 40-January 3
• Earthquake Near Japan Triggers Tsunami Warning-January 3
• Powerful earthquake hits south-east Iran-January 3
• Earthquake 7.0 magnitude hits northern Argentina-January 3
• Hundreds of dead blackbirds found in Louisiana-January 3
• 10,000s of Birds found dead in Manitoba-January 3
• Thousands of Birds fall from the sky in South America-January 3
• Major Flood in Rockhampton, Australia-January 3
• Dead Birds Found In Kentucky-January 4
• 100 tons of dead fish wash up on Brazil's shores-January 4
• Hundreds of dead birds found in East Texas-January 5
• Dead birds in Sweden, millions of dead fish in Maryland, Brazil and New Zealand-January 5
• Shift of Earth's magnetic north pole affects Tampa airport-January 5
• 40,000 crabs found dead on England beaches-January 6
• Heavy floods leave at least 35 dead in Brazil-January 6
• Earthquake 4.5 magnitude in California-January 12
• Huge Waves Destroy Homes in E. Indonesia-January 12
• Victorian Flood - January 12
  
• Thousands of marine animals found dead in Mato Grosso Do Sul / Amazon Region-Febuary 4
• Magnitude 6.3 earthquake- Christchurch, New Zealand -Febuary 21
• Thousands of dead fish have washed up at Sebastian Inlet State Park Florida-Febuary
• Millions of small fish including anchovies, sardines and mackerel were found dead at King Harbour area at Redondo Beach, California-March
• Magnitude 8.9 earthquake and tsunami devastating Japan-March 11
• 40ft section of California Highway falls into Pacific Ocean-March 16
• Magnitude 3.5 earthquake - offshore nothern California - March 17
• Magnitude 6.5 earthquake- Vanuatu- March 17

Did all those people deserve that too? Is it really necessary to say that just because of a group of people have done a cruel act, that everyone else should pay for it?! If you say yes, I'm sorry to say this, but you are a sick, sick person and you should get some help. Or maybe just go bury yourself in dog poo.

Some say all these are happening due to the next coming of Jesus Christ, some are saying that people have sinned too much and God wants us to repent, some are saying that disasters are happening due to the over-population in the world, some are saying that the movie '2012' is actually 'true', some says that the world is too weak and old and is time to die, some are saying that natural disasters happen every year and this year is no exception, some are even saying that aliens are coming.

Whatever you chose to believe in, just don't ever say that "they deserve to go through a natural disaster and lose their loved ones/homes, etc because they are cruel. It's kind of 'country-ist'. Don't generalize. People are not types of chocolate.

The whole world is in mourning, have some respect. If you don't have anything nice to say, take a hike and shut the hell up.

To those who have been directly or indirectly affected by any of the tragedies, you have my deepest sympathy and my prayers.

R.I.P to those who have lost their lives.

A Housemate From Hell

I think my housemate is a psychopath. Or at least, a potential psychopath. Or whatever- he's a housemate from Hell. When he is around, I just feel uncomfortable, almost nervous. The things he do aren't very psychopathic, but it's the small little things added up together that makes me think there is a darker, evil side of him. Oh and that day I heard him singing a Celine Dion song in the shower. Loud. At 9.28AM.

He leaves plates after plates of half eaten food on the kitchen counter, sometimes for days. And that once that pissed me off the most - he left bacon fat stips on the cutting board out on the kitchen counter for 2 whole days. Plates, pots, pans and utensils are always left unwashed. And when he does finally wash it, he washes it with soap then doesn't wash the soap off and leaves it to dry. That means each time I use anything from the kitchen, even a freaking tea sponn, I'd have to wash it first. And I really wish he would stop using my stuff if he doesn't know the basic rule of putting them back where he found them. Once he had a party and without asking, he used my pots, my salt & pepper shakers, my lime juice, tomato & bbq sauce, potato masher and cheese grater as well as my baking trays and then left them dirty everywhere around the house for 2 days! See, I don't mind if my housemates uses my stuff, as long as they respect it and clean it then put it back to where they got it from. Be considerate and besides - it's comman sense!!

He curses all the time. *Enter curse words here* And I mean really bad curse words. Sometimes early in the morning, when I'm still daydreaming on the bed at 8.30 or 9 in the morning, I'd hear him stomping on the floor, slamming the doors and cursing really loud. It just ruins the day for me. I especially feel sorry for the doors. What have they ever done to him? And - furthermore, what can he possibly be sooooo pissed off about THAT early in the morning? Did he wake up forgetting some Celine Dion songs lines?

He says the most inappopriate and dumb jokes. For an example, last weekend the hubby and I decided to go to Woolies to get milk and cereal for breakfast the next day. As we were walking out, Mr.Dumb Housemate said, "Oh yeah, you guys are actually going out for the munchies, aren't you?" and snickered. I wanted to punch that look off his face, and I don't even like violence. I wanted to yell, "Just because it is late and we were going to the supermarket, that doesn't mean we're crack heads like you. Why don't you just go back into your room and sing some emo songs and shoot yourself in the toes, you tiny little prick!"

Oh and did I mention, he doesn't sleep in his room, he hordes the living room (so this means the hubby and the other housemate and I don't spend any time whatsoever in the living room like normal people) he sleeps on the couch in the living room, and told us, "I can't sleep on a bed unless I have a warm body next to me." Gross image dude. And totally weird. It's already bad enough that he sometimes walk around the house in his tiny little tight red underwear, and laughs when I turn around and walk the other way, but he also has this habit of walking around shirtless and then asks me if he is getting more muscular or more tan. Sometimes I just want to high fly kick him in his face (If I could, I would) and tell him to bugger off, because he reminds me of an annoying praying mantis.

This guy is 30 years old, but I feel like he's 10. He's a PHD student in some bio-chemistry thingy and he still doesn't know basic things in life and living in a share house.

So, is he a psychopath? Maybe.
But is he a douchebag? Definitely.